So Quoted the Mute

Quotes
Me, him, and Nobody.
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“So who asked who? I think you asked him.”
“You want to speculate more on my love life? Leave us alone.”

“What about 12 feet of snow?”
“I’d die!”

“Do you mind my holding your arm like that?”
“No, you’re very warm.”

“Really, Canada?”
“Yup, go live in a log cabin.”
“Huh… Free health care.”
“You’d need it.”

“Do you even hold hands?”
“Why should it matter to you?”
“Well! I’m just saying…”

“You looked upset.”
“Yes, I was a little pissed off.”
“Is there anything I can do?”
“Nah, I’m okay now.”

“Hey, I have a camera to.”
“Oh well, except I don’t mind pictures. You do.”
“… You win this round.”

“That’s a solid object…”
“Yeah, but I’m psychic like that.”

“Nu uh! Singles table only!”
“Then why is Ally sitting there?”
“Her boyfriend talks, and is a working member of society.”
“You realize you’re comparing Jesse to Robert… as a working member of society, right?”

“So, have you ever had a girlfriend before?”
“Nope.”
“Huh. I’ve never had a boyfriend.”
“Then we’re perfect.”